Tag: comedy
group name: anticopypasta
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December 08, 2009 08:42 PM EST --
ARLINGTON, Virginia. The month of December is a time of peace and goodwill for members of several world religions, but for Alan Macy, it's a nightmare. "Everybody gangs up on me--Christians, Jews and . . .
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December 08, 2009 03:09 PM EST --
T he holiday season is upon us, which means that office parties are right around the corner. Many careers have crashed and burned as a result of inappropriate behavior ‘neath the office . . .
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December 07, 2009 08:59 PM EST --
This is a story of a teenaged boy whom I will call Ignacio. He was brought to America from a village in South America to live in a small town for a year as a foreign exchange student.
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December 07, 2009 07:58 AM EST --
DURHAM, N.C. Duke men's basketball head coach Mike Krzyzewski was reported in stable condition last night after emergency vowel implant surgery designed to clear a passage obstructed with silent . . .
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December 07, 2009 10:12 AM EST --
We were sitting in the den, my wife and I, winding down at the end of the day. We were both exhausted, but her maternal instincts were still sharp enough to detect a faint sound of sniffling . . .
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December 07, 2009 11:22 AM EST --
BOSTON. John Kerry, the wealthiest member of the rich man's club that is the United States Senate, says he knows how working families are hurting this year with high unemployment. "Like . . .
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December 03, 2009 02:44 PM EST --
NEW YORK. Heterosexual males stormed NBC studios in Rockefeller Center today following a Today Show interview in which wholesome, middle-aged Meredith Baxter-Birney revealed she is a lesbian.
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November 30, 2009 07:58 AM EST --
Christmas is for Ditzes! by Mariah Carey ( Audio CD ) Buy new : $24.98 $10.99 67 Used & new from $7.97 Usually ships in 9 to 14 days Eligible for FREE Super Saver Shipping. . . .
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December 02, 2009 07:53 AM EST --
NEW YORK. With the revelation that reality TV participant Jaimee Grubbs had an affair with Tiger Woods, other women have stepped forward to claim romantic assignations with the professional . . .
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December 06, 2009 09:26 AM EST --
Christmas comes but once a year, goes the old saying. Bringing panic, also fear.
That's not how you remember it? Maybe your local pro football team has already been mathematically eliminated . . .
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December 07, 2009 11:23 AM EST --
SOMEWHERE IN THE PAK-AFGHAN MOUNTAINS, Afghanistan. Tareq and Michaele Salahi, the social climbers who penetrated White House security to crash President Obama's first state dinner, today repaid . . .
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June 17, 2009 08:25 AM EDT --
Because of the wide range of topics covered by Gerbil News Network, and deadline pressures that limit average research time per story to thirty seconds surfing the internet, errors . . .
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August 03, 2009 11:35 AM EDT --
There are certain critical moments in human history at which, had events unfolded differently, our lives today would be changed, changed utterly, beyond all recognition.
Archduke . . .
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September 01, 2009 01:54 PM EDT --
As the father of teenaged sons, I often reflect on how different their lives are from mine when I was their age, in the 1960’s.
Rufus Thomas doing The Funky Penguin
Back then . . .
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October 06, 2009 09:04 PM EDT --
I have an unerring eye for fashion, if I do say so myself. Which I just did.
Resort wear: To be worn only as a last resort.
If you want to know what's "happening" in men's . . .
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November 02, 2009 02:56 PM EST --
PRIDE'S CROSSING, Mass. In this upscale community on Boston's North Shore, residents are used to dealing with property damage from wind and rain off the Atlantic. "We're a hardy, sea-faring . . .
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November 11, 2009 07:59 AM EST --
There is nothing more important to a human being than his or her love life. Without love, there would be little or no sexual reproduction and whole species--or even families--could become extinct! . . .
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November 20, 2009 08:45 AM EST --
The holidays are a stressful time of the year, straining both long-term relationships and brief flings that begin as drunken come-ons at office parties. How does one cope with competing and often . . .
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November 24, 2009 09:40 PM EST --
BOSTON. Molly Yardnal is a temporary stocking clerk at the Borders book store in downtown Boston who's finding it hard to do her job in preparation for the crush of Christmas shoppers. "I . . .
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December 04, 2009 03:14 PM EST --
WASHINGTON. Health groups who appeared before Congress yesterday to testify against funding for abstinence-only sex education found themselves with new allies as they emerged into the sunlight on . . .
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